- Jamie Ross: If I have to dive into this water and swim over to you, you're gonna be a sorry little girl.
- Gwen Daugherty: I'm already sorry.
- [Jamie leaves]
- Gwen Daugherty: I hope I didn't offend any of you. Jamie needs to learn that he shouldn't over-wind his toys.
- [leaves]
- Jennifer Morton: I gotta tell you. I like her. I like her a lot.
- Jamie Ross: Do you wanna dance?
- Jennifer Morton: I shouldn't. I shouldn't Jamie. I mean it. You're scum.
- Jamie Ross: I'm not sure. Is that a yes?
- Jennifer Morton: Yeah, that's a yes.
- Jack: [after Beth kisses him] Wow! That was good. I thought you were gonna knee me in the nuts or something!
- Jennifer Morton: I've decided I wanna be just like Kelly when I grow up.
- Kelly Berman: And I wanna be just like Jennifer!
- Jennifer Morton: And I wanna have a body like Gwen's!
- Kelly Berman: No shit!
- Unca Lou Handler: [Uncle Lou spreads forest boughs to reveal a moose grazing in the forest] There's nothing like a good moose.
- Jack: [after putting Brad's hand in water to make him wet the bed] I'll tell you one thing. We are not nice people!
- Matthew Berman: Not tonight, we're not!
- Beth: I haven't yet.
- Jennifer Morton: Haven't what?
- Beth: [laughs] Had sex since Rick. I know you're wondering. I know how your mind works.
- [pause]
- Beth: I've-I come to the brink and then I-I can't do it.
- Jennifer Morton: Yeah, I didn't think so.
- Beth: But I don't think about it everyday. I try not to think about it!
- Matthew Berman: I just called the boys.
- Kelly Berman: How are they?
- Matthew Berman: They're fine. I told them that Mommy beat the shit out of me today.
- Brad Berman: Is it me? I don't remember it smelling this much like urine.
- Matthew Berman: The cabin always smelled like urine. That's how you found it when you came uphill in the dark.
- Brad Berman: No toilet paper! Ho-ho-ho! You guys are good! Man, oh yeah. This is a brilliant schreck! You guys working for NASA? Huh? Is there a blueprint for this plan, cause I'd love to see it. Tell me, did ya carry it the toilet paper down in shifts? This isn't a privy, it's a think tank!
- Jack: You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat the schreck king!
- Jamie Ross: [referring to Gwen] Unca Lou, Unca Lou, look at that. Twenty-one years old. How am I going to go six nights without that?
- Unca Lou Handler: You probably won't, Jamie. Just try not to kill any wild animals in the process.
- Jamie Ross: Hey, why walk when you can run? You know, Gwen and I run three miles every morning as a warm-up before we work out. Right, baby?
- Gwen Daugherty: Right!
- [they run off]
- Brad Berman: [to Jack, Beth, and Jennifer] We really ought to spend the rest of the week coming up with an elaborate way to kill those two.