Josh and S.A.M. (1993)

Chris Penn: Derek Baxter

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Quotes 

• Derek Baxter : I knew it!

  Josh Whitney : Knew what Mr. Baxter?

  Derek Baxter : Don't call me that, Josh, call me Dad.

• Derek Baxter : There's this one thing I want to ask you Josh?, What day were you born on?

  Josh Whitney : umm... uh... June 17th

  Derek Baxter : That's uh, nine months back, that's the night we beat Carling, that's perfect... woo-hoo... that's homecoming night, I knew it!

  Josh Whitney : Knew what Mr. Baxter?

  Derek Baxter : Don't call me that... (blushes)... Call me Dad!

• Derek Baxter : This is that kid, isn't it? This is that damn kid, isn't it?

• [Sam hurls a pool ball, hitting Derek] 

  Sam Whitney : It worked, Josh, my aim is activated!

  Derek Baxter : You little shit!

• [Derek sees a picture of the family in the house Josh broke into] 

  Derek Baxter : That's Michelle and who's this guy?

  Josh Whitney : I don't know, but listen Dad. Maybe you can teach me to play pool or something.

  Derek Baxter : Don't you call me that. The others, they put you up to this?, Didn't they?

  Josh Whitney : No, I made it up myself. I'm sorry!

  Derek Baxter : [angrily]  I should have known you weren't mine you scrawny little rat.

• Derek Baxter : I'm driving you boys to get a big juicy steak and some of those big French Fries, what do you say about that?

  Sam Whitney : I think I want to go to Canada!