Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)

William Shatner: Gen. Mortars

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Quotes 

• Gen. Morters : Half the payment now. Half tomorrow. Half on delivery.

• Gen. Morters : Where's the microfilm, Mike?

  Mike McCracken : I don't know, I gave it to York. I thought she was one of your men.

  Gen. Morters : Act in haste, repent in leisure.

  Mike McCracken : But he who hesitates is lost.

  Gen. Morters : Never judge a book by its cover.

  Mike McCracken : What you see is what you get.

  Gen. Morters : Loose lips sink ships.

  Mike McCracken : Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing or fighting, my friend.

  [Gen. Morters, cornered, looks to Mr. Jigsaw] 

  Mike McCracken : [Mr. Jigsaw consults Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, shakes his head] 

  Gen. Morters : Sorry Mike, no good.