Surf Ninjas (1993)

Tone Loc: Lieutenant Spence

Quotes 

• Johnny : How did you get out of those hand cuffs?

  Lt. Spence : I had a key.

  Johnny : Where, we searched you?

  Lt. Spence : I swallowed it last Tuesday.

  Adam : How'd you know you were gonna need it?

  Lt. Spence : I swallow it every Tuesday.

• Zatch : Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu.

  Iggy : Knives? Oh yeah, seriously. That's something money can't buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutlery store and said 'Here's $100,000, can I buy a knife?' They said, 'NO. Money can't buy knives.' Gee, I guess that's why you hardly ever see any of 'em around.

  [Later] 

  Iggy : On the third day of the expedition they came across a giant rubber plant. Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we know, money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant, they continued on the shores of Patusan.

  Zatch : Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?

  Lt. Spence : You know, I'd cut him. But, I don't have a knife.

• Lt. Spence : Brothers don't surf.