The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)

Julia Cortez: Cynthia Campos

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Quotes 

• Cynthia : [to Bob]  I no like you anyway. You got little ding-a-ling.

• Cynthia : Refreshments! Lemonade here - I make!

  Bob : That's very nice, darling. Please... go back inside.

  Cynthia : Lemonade here - I make! Lemonade for guests.

  Bob : No, darling, please.

  Cynthia : [snarls viciously and curses in an Asian language]  I make chockrit cracker!

• Cynthia : Me perform for you. Me sing!

  Bob : No, Cynthia, you no perform. They perform, not you.

  [Cynthia shouts viciously in an Asian language] 

• Bob : [waking up from a drunken state of unconsciousness]  Hello.

  Cynthia : Hello!

  Bob : Who are you?

  Cynthia : I your wife!

  Bob : Guess I'll be going home then.

  Cynthia : No! You no going! I coming to. I your wife! See?

  [shows him a marriage certificate] 

  Cynthia : I your wife!

• Cynthia : Me perform for you. Me dance too.

  Bob : My wife used to be in the, uh... entertainment business.

  Cynthia : Yeah. You perform here?

• Cynthia : You want good wife? You be good husband.