The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)

Bill Hunter: Robert 'Bob' Spart

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Quotes 

• Bernadette : Stop flexing your muscles, you big pile of budgie turd. I'm sure your mates will be much more impressed if you just go back to the pub and fuck a couple of pigs on the bar.

  Bob : Bernadette, please.

  Frank : *Bernadette?* Well I'll be darned. The whole circus is in town. Well I suppose you wanna fuck too do you? Come on Bernadette, come and fuck me. That's it. Come on. Come and fuck me. Come on. Fuck me.

  [Bernadette knees Frank in the groin] 

  Bernadette : There, now you're fucked!

• Bernadette : What a nice dog. What's it's name?

  Bob : Herpes. If she's good, she'll heal.

• Cynthia : Refreshments! Lemonade here - I make!

  Bob : That's very nice, darling. Please... go back inside.

  Cynthia : Lemonade here - I make! Lemonade for guests.

  Bob : No, darling, please.

  Cynthia : [snarls viciously and curses in an Asian language]  I make chockrit cracker!

• Bob : If you don't mind me asking, what kind of cabaret act do you do?

  Felicia : We dress up in women's clothes and parade around mouthing the words to other people's songs.

• Cynthia : Me perform for you. Me sing!

  Bob : No, Cynthia, you no perform. They perform, not you.

  [Cynthia shouts viciously in an Asian language] 

• Bob : [waking up from a drunken state of unconsciousness]  Hello.

  Cynthia : Hello!

  Bob : Who are you?

  Cynthia : I your wife!

  Bob : Guess I'll be going home then.

  Cynthia : No! You no going! I coming to. I your wife! See?

  [shows him a marriage certificate] 

  Cynthia : I your wife!

• Cynthia : Me perform for you. Me dance too.

  Bob : My wife used to be in the, uh... entertainment business.

  Cynthia : Yeah. You perform here?

• Bob : [to Tick, Bernadette, Felicia and Cynthia]  Well! A real life "Les Girls" show. Right, this calls for a celebration.

• Bob : [to Bernadette]  Well, I can't go back to Coober Pedy for a while. I'm not the most popular bloke in the world back there anymore.

• Bob : [knocks]  Can I come in?

  Bernadette : Now, there's a gentleman. Of course you can, Bob.

• Felicia : [after Tick passes out]  Come on, snap out of it. You'll be fine. Come on, love.

  Tick : [coming to]  Oh...

  Bob : That's it, mate. You scared us all for a minute.

  Felicia : Just had to have that extra bit of attention, didn't you? Nice one, lovey. Nice one.