Camp Nowhere (1994)

Andrew Keegan: Zack Dell

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Quotes 

• "Mud" : Dad! Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid.

  Zach : If Mud's guilty I am too.

  Gaby : Me too! I'm smart enough to act stupid.

  Trish : Yeah and I'm stupid too! Well... you know what I mean.

• Grocery Checker : Can I see your ID? You gotta be 19 to buy this stuff.

  Zach : No problem.

  Grocery Checker : You were born in 1963?

  Zach : Yeah.

  Grocery Checker : And that would make you?

  Zach : 21.

  Grocery Checker : Wrong. It's 1994. That would make you 31.

  Trish : Wrong! If he was born in 1963, and he's 21, then it's 1984! Uh!

• Zach : We're not 'delinquent friends'.

  Trish : Oh really? Then how come you go to military camps every summer, because you like the haircuts?

  Zach : You know my Dad. 'Military camp builds character'

  Gaby : [about Camp Slenderella]  'It's for your own good, Gabs'.

  Trish : [about Broadway Camp]  'But Trish, all the OTHER kids are going!'

  "Mud" : Hey, how about this one? 'It'll be fun'.

• Zach : You know, if you were wearing a skirt right now, I'd be in heaven.

  Trish : That's really insensitive, don't you think?

  Zach : ...Yeah.

• Karl Dell : I'm freezing my nuts off out here!

  Zach : You can thaw em' out later.

• Zach : I just gotta say... THIS IS MAJOR COOL,YEAH!

• Trish : So why are you wasting all your time fixing up an old car when you're too young to drive?

  Zach : In Tijuana you can drive at 14.

  Trish : Yeah, like they're going to let you cut class to go take driver's ed in Mexico?

  Zach : Who says I'm going back?

  Trish : You mean you're dropping out?

  Zach : Maybe... would you miss me?

  Trish : ...No.

  Zach : No?

  Trish : ...Maybe.

  Zach : Maybe?

  [smiles at her] 

  Trish : No.