- Spencer Paley: Jeez, that guys got fourteen extra headlights on top of that thing where's he going to Jupiter?
- Spencer Paley: [about their son, Michael] We have all made our contribution without going out into the woods and killing an animal.
- Donna Paley: I just think he needs more male oriented activities to boost his self esteem, otherwise he could end up like...
- Spencer Paley: Like me?
- Donna Paley: I didn't say that.
- Spencer Paley: You were thinking it.
- Donna Paley: I was trying not to.