Guarding Tess (1994)
Shirley MacLaine: Tess Carlisle
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Quotes
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Tess Carlisle : [implying Bob should called Doug, while in the canned goods aisle in the supermarket] It's got no price at all.
Bob Hutcherson : [over the radio] Yes ma'am. Uh, Doug, this is Bobby in canned goods, are you anywhere near the manager? I need a price check on Lesieur baby peas, repeat, Lesieur baby peas.
Doug Chesnic : Lesieur baby peas.
Store Manager : They're on special today, two for .59.
Doug Chesnic : [over the radio] They're on special today, two for .59.
Bob Hutcherson : [over the radio] Uh, copy that, it's two for .59.
Tess Carlisle : But I only want one.
Bob Hutcherson : Uh, roger that, Doug, but she only wants one.
Doug Chesnic : How much for just one?
Store Manager : The same. It's a two for one thing.
Doug Chesnic : [over the radio] Uh, Bobby, it's a two for one thing so I suggest you go ahead and get both.
Bob Hutcherson : [over the radio] Uh, copy that Doug but I believe we've lost in interest in peas, repeat, lost interest in peas. Canned goods out.
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Doug Chesnic : [Calming the hospital employee who insisted it's hospital policy that patients leave by wheelchair] The regulations aren't really that sacred, are they?
Doug Chesnic : [while taking his sunglasses] And Tess... Get in the god damn chair.
Tess Carlisle : [while sitting in the wheel chair, with Fredrick pushing from behind, taps hand with her right hand] Hmm. Very good, Douglas. You're going to be all right.
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Tess Carlisle : [in her bedroom] I have some exciting news for you. I have an inoperable brain tumor.
[pause]
Tess Carlisle : I have bought you and your men a scud missile launcher.
[pause]
Tess Carlisle : We are going to the opera in Columbus. Which of those do you think is true?
Doug Chesnic : When?
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Tess Carlisle : [to Doug, in her bedroom] The President is coming to Somersville. Will you have the cars and the machine guns ready in about an hour?
