Houseguest (1995)
Bob Tracey: Priest
Quotes
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[Kevin checking the contents of 'his suit bag']
Kevin : All right let's see what we've got... I don't care if it don't look good,just fit...
[noticing the 'GFH' initials on the suit]
Kevin : GFH?
[he looks further and he found the brand tag]
Kevin : Groverton Funeral Home? I'm dead... I'm *dead*...
[guests wondering what 'GFH' stands for at Kevin's suit]
1st Guest : What is that stand for?
Kevin : My great-grandfather, General Francois Heimlich Manuever, World War 1 and 2
1st Guest : Good guy.
2nd Guest : What does it stand for?
Kevin : Gemstones Furs, and Haberdasheries.
[to 3rd guest]
Kevin : Graduated, Full Honors, Oxford. I guess you wouldn't know about that.
3rd Guest : I went to Harvard
Kevin : Yeah, Harvard *Street*
[to a Priest]
Kevin : Oh, It's a gospel group I was with, Godliness, Faithful and Honest
Priest : Ah, amen.
Kevin : [to other guests] Geeks For Hire,a temporary service. You'd fit it, you ought to call us. Gas From Humans... Girls From the Hood... G-strings For the Huge... Gotta Feed the Hungry... Girls Feeding Homies
Waitress : It's that a joke?
Kevin : [to a female guest] Good, Fine and Healthy and baby, you're it. *BAM!* You know what I'm saying?
[female guest leaves Kevin]