It Could Happen to You (1994)

Rosie Perez: Muriel Lang

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• Muriel Lang : You should be locked up in that looney bin on Staten Island that Geraldo Rivera is always exposing!

• Muriel's Customer : My sister was married to a cop for ten years. It's a no-win situation. Either they're honest and you're broke, or they're crooks and they never come home.

  Muriel Lang : So, your sister - what'd she do?

  Muriel's Customer : She left the cop and married an electrician. That's your real money.

• Muriel Lang : One bedroom in Queens is not my idea of living.

  Charlie Lang : One bedroom in Queens is fine. If we had kids... if we had kids, that'd be another story.

  Muriel Lang : We don't have the money to have kids.

  Charlie Lang : Of course we have the money to have kids. Cops have kids. Firemen have kids. If only rich people had kids, there wouldn't be public schools.

• Muriel Lang : You got the numbers wrong!

• Muriel Lang : I mean, if he was on the take, at least I would say, "Okay. He has initiative."

• Muriel Lang : Charlie, I'm so sick of it. Your niceness and your decency.