Little Giants (1994) Poster

(1994)

Michael Zwiener: Rudy Zolteck

Quotes 

  • Rudy Zolteck : That's it, I'm leaving the country. I'm moving to New Mexico.

  • Rudy Zolteck : Here's a kiss for Murphey. And for Patterson and Briggs too.

    Rudy Zolteck : [Farts loudly] 

  • Kevin O'Shea : Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Are you nuts?

    Rudy Zolteck : It's still good!

    Kevin O'Shea : You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox son? What is that?

    Butz : Cheetos.

    Kevin O'Shea : Crunchy or puffed?

    Butz : Puffed.

    Kevin O'Shea : Wimp!

    [Butz confiscates the food and walks off] 

    Rudy Zolteck : My mom made that!

  • [kids are running at try outs] 

    Rudy Zolteck : How'd I do, coach?

    Kevin O'Shea : I don't know son. I don't have a sundial.

  • Sean Murphy : [Murphy enters the club house immediately after Rudy farted] 

    Sean Murphy : [Groans in disgust] 

    Sean Murphy : Damn, Zolfart. What kind of road kill did your mom feed you last night?

    Rudy Zolteck : [Smirking]  Free range skunk.

  • Kevin O'Shea : Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Are you nuts?

    Rudy Zolteck : [takes a bite]  It's still good.

    Kevin O'Shea : You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox, son.

  • Rudy Zolteck : Ahh! It's a mom!

  • Danny O'Shea : [When the Giants, losing at the half, want to be put on the injured list]  You know, there is something you guys should know. When I was 10 years old, I put myself on the injured list. I never got off.

    Timmy Moore : Why?

    Danny O'Shea : Cause I didn't get picked a few times, so I started hiding under the bleachers.

    Marcus : That's where we belong, under the bleachers.

    Danny O'Shea : No you don't. You guys belong out there with those Cowboys. You know how I know that? Because I belong out there with my brother.

    Rudy Zolteck : Give us a break, coach. You could never beat Kevin O'Shea at anything!

    Danny O'Shea : That's not true. I did beat him once.

    Jake Berman : When?

    Danny O'Shea : When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill every day after school. We raced every day and he always beat me, but one time, one time I beat him.

    Jake Berman : You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?

    Danny O'Shea : Yes, I did. He ate my dust.

    Johnny Vennaro : Big deal. One time.

    Tad : You know, one time at Randy Cooper's swim party, I did a backflip off the high dive, and my brother chickened out.

    Marcus : Roger chickened out? He's a Marine!

    Rudy Zolteck : Ah, that's nothing! One time at the spring carnival, I beat both of my brothers in the Cow Dung Toss.

    Tad : You beat Matt and Brett in the turd toss?

    Jake Berman : You know, one time I went fishing with my entire family, and I was the only one that didn't throw up.

    Marcus : So, what? It still doesn't make us good football players.

    Danny O'Shea : Well, wait a second, guys. Who said you had to be good to play football? You play football because you want to. You play football because it's fun. You play football so you could pretend you're Joe Montana throwing a touchdown pass, or Emmitt Smith going for a long run. And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves.

    Tad : One time.

    Rudy Zolteck : One time.

    Junior Floyd : [Smiles]  Yeah one time!

  • Sean Murphy : [as The Cowboys have possession of the ball; to Rudy]  Get ready dog breath. Because when I'm finished with you, you'll be farting out of your mouth and talking out of your butt!

    Rudy Zolteck : [to Tad]  Is that physically possible?

    [the Cowboys hike the ball and Spike gains enough yards for a first down; during the play, Murphy sends Rudy flying and landing on his face; After the play, the Little Giants check on Rudy, who's still down] 

    Tad : Are you all right?

    Rudy Zolteck : [Talking out of his butt]  I think so.

    Tad : [Impressed]  Huh! Guess it is possible.

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