- Shame: Ooh, silk drawers and a red tie. I gotta wear these together! Get off me ladies. I hear those ladies callin' my name, 'Shame, Shame!' Leave me alone, stop tuggin' at my silk drawers, don't love me like you do!
- Peaches Jordan: Are you makin' fun of me?
- Shame: Hell, yeah!
- Bernard: Yoo-hoo Wayman.
- Wayman: Hey Bernard.
- Shame: Excuse me, who's this?
- Wayman: This is Bernard and what's wrong with you?
- Shame: "The Bernard"?
- Bernard: Yes it's me.
- Shame: Homewrecker. He's with me.
- Wayman: Shame. I can't believe you just.
- Shame: You are my stuff and you know it girl.
- Bernard: Stuff?
- Wayman: Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him.
- Shame: Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl.
- Bernard: You slept with him? You slut!
- Shame: Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black.
- Bernard: Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man.
- Wayman: Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you.
- Bernard: Shame why did you do that?
- Shame: If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke.
- Peaches Jordan: Shame might be soft on you, but I can see through all that Maybelline. And I know you ain't nothin' but a gold-diggin' skank, tryin' to get a man for everything he's got, but I'ma tell you like this: You hurt Shame again, and you betta watch yo' back!
- Peaches Jordan: This is Fremi.
- Shame: "Frem-may".
- Peaches Jordan: This is "Frem-me", with an "I", not an "E".
- Peaches Jordan: Oh, so you wanna box, is that what it is? You want some of this? You know what? There ain't nothin' to it, but to do it. You know what I'm sayin', all we gotta do is push this to the side and there ain't nothing but space and opportunity here. You know what I'm sayin'? Do you want some of this?
- Rothmiller: What is it about you that makes men crazy?
- Angela: I don't know. I guess you're just gonna have to find out for yourself.
- [takes off her jacket and starts touching herself]
- Rothmiller: The nectar is, um, tempting but, um, you're poison, so I think I'll pass.
- Angela: Suit yourself, then.
- [draws her gun and shoots Rothmiller down twice]
- Angela: How do you feel about yourself now, stupid motherfucker? You could have had some pussy.
- [shoots him a third time]
- Bernard: [after Shame lies about him and Wayman] He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him.
- Shame: Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl!
- Bernard: You *slept* with him? You *slut*!
- [slaps Wayman senseless]
- Wayman: Bernard?
- Shame: Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black!
- Bernard: Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr. Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man!
- Wayman: Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you.
- Bernard: [simultaneously] Don't sorry me, Wayman!
- Peaches Jordan: You remember when we first met.
- Shame: Yeah. I busted you stuffin' CD's in your underwear.
- Peaches Jordan: Well, whatever. I liked you. And I was only 16 and I knew it wouldn't work. Now, I'm 22 going on 23. Can't you see how much I've grown?
- Shame: You mean you ain't wearin' that trainer no more?
- Rothmiller: Get out of the way. Don't make me slap your fat ass! What is this shit? You're frisking me? You gonna fucking frisk me? Mendoza, I need to talk to you now! Mendoza, right now!
- Mendoza: [to his guests] Afuera.
- Rothmiller: If he told you to please leave,I'm saying get the fuck out! Fucking Immigration would give me a fucking medal if I backed a truck up in here and packed your fucking asses in it!
- Shame: [to Chun Yung Fat] You. Nice and slow, toss those over to me.
- [Chun Yung Fat throws the bag of diamonds between Shame and the Mob Boss' Bodyguard]
- Shame: [to the bodyguard] Now, if I bend down to pick those up, are you gonna try to kill me?
- Shame: [He doesn't reply, so Shame takes off the bodyguard's sunglasses] Come on... be honest.
- Mob Boss' Bodyguard: Fucking-a right. I'm gonna kill your ass!
- [Shame kicks him in the balls]
- Mob Boss: [to the bodyguard] You stupid fuck!
- Shame: Say hi to Arnold!
- [Knocks the bodyguard out]