- Lester: Hogwash! You're not going to shoot that boy!
- Jack Walsh: Hogwash?
- [laughs]
- Jack Walsh: I'm from L.A., remember? I kill people for cutting me off in traffic!
- Jack Walsh: You know, I am so *sick* of you chicken fried stakes! I hate chicken! I am sick of you southern hospitality with your
- [southern accent]
- Jack Walsh: "hiddy-ohs" and "thank yous!" And I'm especially sick of breathing air I CAN'T SEE!
- Dale: Now careful, boys. Now this man here wrote the book on bounty hunting.
- Lester: He don't even look like he can read a book to me.
- Marvin Dorfler: Now you crackers are *really* pushin' it.
- Farmer #1: He call us "crackers?"
- Farmer #2: Believe he did.
- Marvin Dorfler: I am taking this man to the airport. You put your guns away, and we don't have any problems here. Am I gettin' through to any of you?
- Lester, Hal Mooney, Farmer #1, Farmer #2, Farmer #3: [pause] Yup.