Radioland Murders (1994)

Robert Klein: Father Writer

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Quotes 

• Wild Writer : What if the wife smashes him over the head, with a frying pan, and then chops him up into hundreds of tiny pieces with her shiny new carving knife?

  Father Writer : No, I don't think so.

  Son Writer : It's a family show!

  Wild Writer : Okay, then what if she does it to the whole family?

• Roger : [at the typewriter]  So, he kisses the moose, and then...

  Son Writer : And then he says what?

  Father Writer : 'Oy, I kissed a moose.'

• Female Writer : Hold it.

  [to the typist] 

  Female Writer : Husband says, 'Darling, you can't leave. What would it take to make you stay?'

  Father Writer : She says, 'Try chloroform.' *Ha! Ha!*

  Son Writer : This isn't a comedy.

  Female Writer : That wasn't a joke.

• Father Writer : So, The Black Whip hits him over the head with his log!

  Son Writer : Dad, he doesn't have a log, he has a whip. If he had a log, he would be known as The Black Log.