Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)

Sophie Buhai: Heidi 'Booger' Dawson

Quotes 

• Dudley Dawson : So what do you like to do?

  Heidi 'Booger' Dawson : I'm afraid to tell you because if you don't like what I like, then you won't like me.

  Dudley Dawson : I think I'm going to like you, no matter WHAT you do, as long as you live.

• Dudley Dawson : It's not your fault, you didn't ask to be born... you want me to give you a push on those swings?

  Heidi 'Booger' Dawson : No thanks.

  Dudley Dawson : I'm a pretty good swing pusher, I can get you in over the top.

  Heidi 'Booger' Dawson : I'm too old to be pushed on swings.

  Dudley Dawson : Oh yeah, you're too old for that... I used to hate it when people treated me like a baby.

• Dudley Dawson : It's not your fault. You didn't do anything, you didn't ask to be born. Would you... like me to give you a push on the swings?

  Heidi 'Booger' Dawson : No thanks.

  Dudley Dawson : Uh, I'm a pretty good swing pusher, I could give you an over-the-top.

  Heidi 'Booger' Dawson : I'm too old to be pushed on the swings.

  Dudley Dawson : Oh, right. Yeah, you're too old for that. I used to hate it when people treated me like a baby.

  Heidi 'Booger' Dawson : You did?

  Dudley Dawson : Oh, yeah. So what do you like to do?

  Heidi 'Booger' Dawson : I'm afraid to tell you, because if you don't like what I like, then you won't like me.

  Dudley Dawson : I think I'm going to like you, no matter what you do, as long as you live, so there.

• Dudley Dawson : Heidi, where are you going?

  Heidi 'Booger' Dawson : I shouldn't be here.

  Dudley Dawson : Of course, you should be here.

  Heidi 'Booger' Dawson : I'm not really your daughter; Chip got me from an orphanage.

  Dudley Dawson : [suspiciously]  Chip... got you in an orphanage?

  Aaron Humphrey : [Chip scoffs]  You, uh... rented an orphan?

  Chip : Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

  [starts crying pathetically] 

  Chip : I've been under a lot of stress lately; I'm sorry.

  Gaylord : [Aaron starts strangling Chip, rejecting his incompetent apology; Gaylord stops Aaron for a moment]  Daddy, don't!

  Everybody : [Gaylord slaps Chip, then kicks him in the groin with the wedding guests in the background chanting as Betty screams]  Betty, don't push!

  Aaron Humphrey : [to Chip]  Get off our land!

  Gaylord : [Chip cringes and starts to run away]  Aren't you forgetting something: the keys to the BMW?

  Aaron Humphrey : Cough 'em up!

  Lewis Skolnick : [with a stethoscope between his teeth]  Okay, honey!

  Chip : [Chip tosses the keys back to Aaron]  You nerds did this to me! But I'll get you... if it's the last thing I do!

  Gaylord : [Chip stumbles over a standing vase as he leaves the estate]  Bye, Chip!

  Chip : Hmph!

  Gaylord : My next husband's going to be a nerd.