Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)

Marvin Kaplan: Mr. Dawson

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Quotes 

• Dudley Dawson : I'd like to thank you all for this wonderful shower.

  Lewis Skolnick : It's probably the first shower you've ever had.

  Mr. Dawson : No, he showered regularly, every other night in summer, and weekly in the winter.

• Takashi : Hey everybody, everybody! Booger's parents are here! Mr. and Mrs. Booger, Mr. and Mrs. Booger!

  [applause] 

  Dudley Dawson : Mom? Dad!

  Chip : They look like they just fell off a pickle truck.

  Gaylord : [slaps Chip]  Chip!

  Chip : Ow!

  Dudley Dawson : Folks, everybody, excuse me, these are my parents.

  Everybody : Oh!

  Betty Skolnick : We're so glad that you're here, Mr. and Mrs. Dawson.

  [applause] 

  Dudley Dawson : I am flabbergasted. We would both like to thank all of you from the bottom of our hearts for this... wonderful shower you're throwing us.

  Lewis Skolnick : It's probably the first shower he's ever had.

  [guffaws] 

  Mr. Dawson : No, he showered regularly: every other night in the summer, and weekly in the winter.

  [more guffaws] 

  Dudley Dawson : Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to jump off the dock!

  Ogre : Yeah!

  [applause] 

• Dudley Dawson : A bumper pool tournament, what an original idea for a bachelor party!

  Lewis Skolnick : I knew that you would love it, Booger.

  Mr. Dawson : Is there gonna be a girlie show?

  Lewis Skolnick : Mr. Dawson, that would be sexist.

  Dudley Dawson : Yeah, we believe it's possible to be entertained without demeaning women.

  Mr. Dawson : That's nice, but personally, I'd prefer a little skin.

  Chip : Hey fellas, I got winners.

  [chuckles] 

  Dudley Dawson : He's got a lot of nerve showing his face around here.

  Mr. Dawson : Temper, temper.

  Lewis Skolnick : Don't worry about it, Booger, we got him under 24 hour surveillance. There's nothing he can do that we don't know about.

  [Lewis and Trevor wink at each other, followed by Lewis and Booger guffawing together] 

• Takashi : Oh boy, that was one heck of a stag party last night, Lewis.

  Mr. Dawson : I know I'll never forget it.

  Trevor Gulf : I especially enjoyed your dance with the woman who removed her clothes, Mr. Booger.

  Lewis Skolnick : Trevor, there's a code of silence about what goes on at a stag party.

  Trevor Gulf : Code of silence?

  Lewis Skolnick : So reveal nothing, even if you're under hours of interrogation and torture.

  Ogre : Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me.

  [chuckles] 

  Ogre : Uh, who aren't I supposed to tell?