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4/10
Awesome trash
BandSAboutMovies14 June 2019
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Wings Hauser and Linda Blair met on the set of Bedroom Eyes II in 1989 and were a couple until 1994. Along the way, they made this film, which is also known as Gang Boys. Hauser co-wrote and directed this movie, which depicts the battles between a married couple, their gay son and an army of skinheads out to take over Los Angeles.

Joe and Maggie Joiner (Hauser and Blair) separated after he started drinking to deal with his life as a police officer. He's since moved to Mexico so he can drink himself to death while she becomes a singer in bars. However, when they're gay son is beaten by Nazi skinheads, she has to get him off the alcohol, get his ass into shape and get some revenge.

This movie is absolutely insane, like American History X as made by stars who have only been in exploitation movies for the last decade - which is exactly what it is. Stranger still, the main skinhead Bentz is played by Wings' son Cole, which you should remember when the scene comes where the skins beat the night train out of a drunken Joe and then urinate all over him.

Somehow, this movie has more montages than all of the 1980's put together, which range from drunken nightmares of bloody Nazi symbols and Wings' daughter Cali Lili as an angel to a Rocky get back in shape and run up the mountain moment to nu metal screaming flashes of light as the Nazi kids hang out in their headquarters - which is surprisingly rad - and then, of course, Wings and Linda play a game of hide the Nazi. You know what I mean - loading the clown into the cannon. Taking grandma to Applebee's. I could go on.

Somehow, a movie this sleazy also features musical numbers from both of its leads, as well as the son being berated by his father for his lifestyle in language that was common in 1994 and woefully insane in 2019. That kid's name in the movie? Marjoe Joiner, which is a fabulous name I'll be using in restaurants for years to come (I often check in as George Eastman or Bruno Mattei).

Beano also shows up. Yes, the guy who played Luigi Pappalardo from Deathrow Gameshow. When I saw his name come up in the credits, I knew instantly who he was, yet can tell you nothing about my extended family.

At the end of all this, Wings and Linda gather everyone on Hollywood Boulevard that the skins screwed with, unite the Crips and Bloods, then attack them in their lair in a scene that feels trapped on a soundstage, kind of like Streets of Fire, but it's Linda Blair, Wings Hauser, their gay son and street gangs beating up Wings Hauser's real-life son and a room full of fake Nazis.

Basically, this is why I watch movies. The ending even teases me with a sequel that I know I'm never going to get. 9 billion stars out of 5. Alert the Academy.
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crazy genre trash.
frankie-653 January 2006
As a contribution to the world of film this is little more than an over the top exploitation of after school special styled themes, which is what actually makes this film so entertaining. It's lewd, raunchy, violent, ridiculous and completely out of control, with a neo nazi skinhead gang beating on a gay teen, raping random women, and generally terrorizing Hollywood Boulevard in an effort to impress upon the world the true white man's definition of freedom; a survival of the fittest type dogma set to the soundtrack of really bad eighties sounding Top Gun rock music. The father is a pitiful drunk at the start of the film, in exile in Mexico(there is hilarious shaky drunk hands and alcoholic bad behavior by Wings Hauser) for some murder he'd committed as a cop a year earlier, his guilt over the incident haunting him. Eventually a revenge plot is hatched as the entire family experiences violence on all fronts by the skinhead gang, and then the hunt is on. This one is so worth your time if you are into good, solid trashed out B movie street gang blowouts. The family even recruits the crips and bloods for a full scale riot meltdown against the skins.
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1/10
If you manage to find this film, don't bother watching it!
the amorphousmachine16 January 2002
Wings Hauser and son, Cole Hauser team up to make a film about Neo-nazi thugs targeting a gay man, and terrorising a city. Wings plays the hero, and his real-life son is the villain. Fairly low-budget film that has not many redeeming features, and for some reason, no one has seen it! Perhaps because it is quite a laughable and ridiculous film, and the studio realised this! Maybe Wings Hauser himself prevented the distribution of 'Skins', after seeing it himself! Maybe people just didn't want to comment on such a bad film! Oh well! I generally like Wings and Cole as actors, but this was a film that they both should have skipped. Wings directed, wrote and was the lead actor in 'Skins'! An extremely bad and stupid film! 1/2 out of *****!
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1/10
bad bad bad
Bill_Hicks_Ghost2 January 2006
I watched this film awhile ago and the only thing i can remember about the film is how absolutely horribly outstandingly bad it was its definitely in my top 5 worst films i have ever seen.And to think i had to persuade my mates to get this film out at the video shop,my reputation has been shot to bits because of this film will my mates ever trust me again?i doubt it,they always say don't judge something by its cover,they were right when i saw the cover to skins/gang boys i thought wow this looks great as it had a load of skin heads on the front cover running riot with metal bars.Don't WATCH THIS FILM.i can't think of anything else to say the acting is bad the story is bad its just bad.
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6/10
Wings vs Nazis!!
Corpus_Vile8 September 2009
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Anyone here like cheese? Look no further than Gang Boys. You won't be disappointed.

Washed out alcoholic ex-cop Joe Joiner,(Wings Hauser, who also writes and directs) is contacted by his ex wife Maggie(Linda Blair) after their 15 year old gay son is beaten and sexually abused by a gang of evil Neo Nazi skinheads, led with relish by Wings' son Cole. It's up to Wings to remember his responsibilities as a father, and kick skinhead ass, which he does with gusto.

Critically, Gang Boys is atrocious, but in the sheer cheesy entertainment stakes it's awesome. It has wild overacting by Cole Hauser, and illogical scenarios such as a bunch of street skins having a rather spiffy lair, complete with sinister strategic mood lighting, and an honest to god swastika for a floor. It also has about 57 montage sequences, the funniest being Wings getting back in shape.(think of a flabby, sweaty alcoholic Rocky and you're halfway there)

It's also surprisingly sleazy, with rape scenes and Hauser getting peed on. Basically it's a hoot, and a great beer-or-whatever-your-vice-flick. Besides, Wings Hauser + Linda Blair + montages vs skinheads = entertainment.
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Cole Hauser delivers one of the most solid monologues in the history of film. Period.
calussed6 July 2004
I forgot the film once it was over but I will never forget Cole Hauser's monologue at the beginning of the movie. I don't know how much was adlibbed etc. But the calm controlled delivery and the crystal clear precision of his intent makes this movie worth watching. I find it interesting that Ed Norton received so much hype for History X I understand the mechanics of empathy and that is what it is. Hauser's Skinhead had no redeeming qualities and so it passed by the wayside. But... just for a moment forget the politics of dancing and just take the delivery of the words into account. Professional. Professional. Professional.
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6/10
Wings elevates Gang Boys to a level it wouldn't be otherwise.
tarbosh2200019 July 2023
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Joe Joiner (Wings) was an L. A. cop, but after a certain unfortunate incident, he left the force, fled to Mexico, and now lives on a boat. As a full-time alcoholic, he's constantly drowning his sorrows. When his fifteen-year-old son Marjoe (Buzzotta) is assaulted by a gang of skinheads, his mother Maggie (Blair) reaches out to Joe. After seeing with his own eyes the menace that this gang of skinheads is causing in the Hollywood area, Joe begs Maggie and Marjoe to help him kick the booze once and for all. On his road to recovery, not only does he attempt to repair the fractured relationships in his life, he also has a simple yet ingenious plan to deal with the local skinhead population - permanently. But will leader of the GANG BOYS, Bentz (Cole Hauser) prove to be the ultimate demon - out of the many that he has - for Joe Joiner?

Sandwiched in between Romper Stomper (1992) and American History X (1998), Gang Boys proves to be an undiscovered gem in the Wings canon. At least it features way more actual skinheads than Skinheads: The Second Coming of Hate (1989), which had surprisingly few. This must have been a passion project for Wings, as he directed, co-wrote, and co-produced the film, and even sang a song on the soundtrack. His wife Cali, his son Cole, and his daughter Bright also act in the film, so it really was a family affair. It's interesting subject matter for them to cover.

You'd think, after watching the opening credits and the first few minutes of the film, that this is pretty low-rent stuff, especially with all the "S's" in the credits made to look like Nazi SS S's, with those sharp edges. When such credits as "Associate Producer" are meant to look menacing, it seems a little odd. But if you stick with the movie, you'll see that it's filled with genuinely good acting and drama. The whole cast really brings their A game - you'd expect that from Wings, Cole, and Linda Blair, but even side characters such as Bruce the Vendor (Hara) really stand out.

Gang Boys isn't, strictly speaking, an action movie. It's more of a family drama, and when Wings goes into his "recover and revenge" mode, you'll be right there with him, cheering him on. The role reversal with his son, who now is caring for his father, is both touching and funny by turns.

A movie like this, with not a lot of money behind it but with a lot of heart, rises and falls on its actors, and Wings must have known this, because they elevate Gang Boys to a level it wouldn't be otherwise.

While both Wings and Linda Blair sing songs on the soundtrack ("Walkin' On the Right Side of the Devil" and "Since You've Been Gone", respectively), unfortunately, a lot of the music and dialogue is hampered by some bad audio on the VHS transfer. It was released on a small label, so it didn't reach many video stores in America. They were obviously a low-budget operation, and that goes for the quality of their tapes, as well as their quantity. That's a shame, because Gang Boys deserves better.

I know it seems like a long shot at this moment, but hopefully someday there will be a Blu-ray release of Gang Boys. That way, the public will see a cleaned-up version of a movie that should be more well-known and more often talked about. We recommend it.
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