- Narrator: Butterball! Butterball blubberbutt! Butterball and the simultaneously released in June the same audience time thing.
- [screams loudly, the farts loudly]
- Narrator: [Before showing a graphic female to male sex reassignment surgery] In our first meeting, you witnessed an an actual male to female sex change procedure. Now in the spirit of fair play, and as we are equal opportunity offenders. We now present for you a very rare female to male sex change. Watch it, if you have the balls! Or will sue!
- Narrator: [while showing footage of a child molester] I always love to play with my balls while I watch this part.
- Narrator: [farts loudly, then loudly inhaled deeply] Whoa, ho, man! That was rancid! I wish my fans could get a whiff of that one!