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4/10
3-Minute Climax thriller
BloodTheTelepathicDog18 July 2008
As an erotic thriller, this film fails to deliver in both the "thriller" department and the "erotic" department. The film's plot centers on a yuppie couple, architect Lee Horsley and his daytime t.v. actress wife Felicity Waterman (no relation to 1940's baseball star Scrapiron Jake Whattaman), who hire a shady Texan (Leslie Ming) to help them sail their boat back to New York. Things get complicated when Ming brings aboard his buddy Howie (Karate Kid's William Zabka) who also brings aboard a load of cocaine. Ming and Zabka intend to use the yuppie's boat to transport their cocaine.

This film is quite weak but that has little to do with the acting and more to do with pacing and a weak script. There is far too much talking and far too little action. And there is far too much filler - many scenes of sailboats in action, the sun rising and falling and Felicity swimming with the fishes. When the climax comes, the short duration of excitement doesn't make up for 80 minutes of boredom.

VIOLENCE: $$ (Action/thriller fans will be letdown. There are numerous opportunities for Horsley or Waterman to arm themselves and make an attempt to free themselves from the drug runners, but they never act. Instead, they talk - and talk - and talk. We do get an occasional gun blast and a poor Mexican chap cuts Ming with a machete, but that is about it. Horsley at one point arms himself with a harpoon, but doesn't use the device accordingly).

STORY: $$ (We've seen this premise a hundred times over - innocent people terrorized by psychos. Hollywood has a fascination with drug runners - using them more often than not to depict unsavory human character. The screenplay was poor, like I mentioned, failing to arouse any sort of fighting instinct in Horsley or Waterman's characters).

ACTING: $$$ (The acting wasn't bad. William Zabka does the best jib as Howie, a naive and starry-eyed drug smuggler. He is quick to act on impulse while his partner Ming uses better judgment - although his desire to make every occurrence in life a betting game, plays against a lot. Horsley is fine as the husband and he and Waterman make a convincing couple. Felicity does a fine job portraying the damsel in distress who realizes she must ply her feminine wiles in order to pit the two drug runners against one another).

NUDITY: $$$ (As an erotic thriller, this falls short also. Waterman does display some nudity, in a love scene and a bathing scene, but the thriller aspect is lacking. These two drug pushers never get too close to Felicity - I'm sorry, but the characters are depicted as obsessed with her from the very get-go and neither makes a convincing pass at her. All in all, this thriller is a letdown).
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4/10
Rip-off psycho thriller hampered by lacklustre acting
Leofwine_draca25 November 2016
Warning: Spoilers
A boat is the setting for this film which owes much to DEAD CALM, an infinitely superior thriller made in 1989. This copycat is betrayed by the obviously low budget, but it's watchable enough and will pass the time if you've got nothing better to do. The plot is virtually the same, with a couple's idyllic cruise being hampered by the arrival of a psychotic outside party(s), the husband leaving and the wife being forced to fend for herself. While DEAD CALM relied on the solid acting of the three principle stars and some well-crafted shock scenes, UNLAWFUL PASSAGE needs the support of two heavies as the bad guys, as one just won't cut it.

The acting can't really be faulted too much, although nobody rises above a typical television episode standard. The two guys playing the baddies fight a lot and do bad Billy Zane/Christian Slater impressions. However while Zane was charismatic, chilling and, well, menacing, in equal amounts in DEAD CALM, these guys just look moronic (and also too young). The fact that they have to rely on weaponry shows you how threatening they really are. The actor playing the husband is largely miscast as a heroic type. Sam Neill I can go with, yes, but not this big guy who would look more at home fishing than fighting a maniac. Felicity Waterman learnt much of her bad acting skills (and awful British accent) from KNOTS LANDING, and the cleverest thing in the film is her casting as a television star. Funny how films mirror real life, isn't it? To be fair, she's adequate in the role, but the camera seems happier watching her topless or in a bikini than when her face is in view. Which is a shame really.

The film is very predictable (especially if you've seen DEAD CALM, in which case give this one a miss, you'll only end up disappointed) and has some brief gore to savour. But really, if you're relying on a cast of five to support the thing, then it's best to choose the best actors and actresses you can find, and not just some Joe off the street. It just won't work. UNLAWFUL PASSAGE is thereby adequate, but nothing to get excited about.
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This is not a TV movie.
kpbryant120 July 2001
The movie takes place on a sailboat which does not have an elevator.

Felicity Waterman does some nudity and is placed in distress sexually. That is the only high point of an otherwise poorly acted movie.
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this was very well made and acted for a tv film
fkonidaris15 September 2000
this was a good movie you would have to see it twice in order to understand what happened. its about an unexplained murder in an elevator.
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