Dot : Oh, it's you, Mother.
Alice : No, dear, it's Madonna. Late 30s are hard on Italian women.
Dot : You know, Mother, it's good to see that age hasn't slowed down your sarcasm, regardless of what it's done to your body.
Alice : If I were a vain woman, I'd resent you for that. Fortunately for me, I'm a spiteful one!
Dot : Oh, hello mother. What do you want?
Alice : A time machine set for the night you were conceived and any form of birth control!
Dot : What's the matter, mother, wake up on the wrong side of the bedpan?
Alice : Oh, good one! Kiss your mother.
Dot : Gladly. Can you track her down, though?
Brendan : Is that real fur you're wearing?
Alice : Relax! They died of cancer!
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