Billy Madison (1995)
Jack Mather: Ted 'Old Man' Clemens
Quotes
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[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Clemens' porch]
Billy Madison : Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit.
Frank : Shh, here he comes.
Old Man Clemens : Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.
Barbara : Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.
Old Man Clemens : Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.
[Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]
Old Man Clemens : Eck, poop again.
Billy Madison : He called the shit "poop".
[Billy, Jack, and Frank laugh hysterically]
Frank : This is the best night of my life.
[They continue laughing]
Old Man Clemens : I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die.