The Brothers McMullen (1995) Poster

Michael McGlone: Patrick McMullen

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  • Patrick : So what'd ya' give up for Lent?

    Barry : I gave up resolutions this year.

  • Patrick McMullen : What am I going to do with my life? You know I didn't think college was actually going to end.

  • Patrick McMullen : I don't need any new ideas. I'm confused enough already.

  • Patrick McMullen : Repression is not such a bad thing.

  • Barry McMullen : [after someone mentions their father]  Speaking of our favorite wife beating, child abusing alcoholic, I went to the cemetery today.

    Patrick : And?

    Barry McMullen : And I'm happy to report that he's still dead.

  • Patrick : I thought you didn't eat meat.

    Leslie : Only on Fridays.

  • Patrick : She wants me back

    Jack McMullen : What about the baby?

    Patrick : She had a miscarriage

    Jack McMullen : Jesus, talk about the luck of the Irish

  • Patrick : Fuck God?

  • Jack McMullen : [reminiscing about their father]  Remember some of that stuff he'd say when he was half in the bag?

    Barry McMullen : [mimicking his father]  You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

    Patrick McMullen : The only thing I wanna hear out of you is nothing!

    Jack McMullen : And when I asked Dad how he liked my new red varsity jacket? He said 'You should get another one in blue and burn the both of em'.

  • Jack McMullen : Jesus! How about a mercy flush...?

    Patrick McMullen : Hey, I'm going to the bathroom here. Whatdja expect it to smell like...?

    Jack McMullen : Yeah? Well, you ought to be going to a doctor. Either that or I'll get Molly to change butchers.

  • Patrick : Oh, so you believe in God know? This is... this is your story?

    Barry McMullen : Well, yeah. Yeah, on his good days.

  • Barry McMullen : The man was the president of the United States. He's under a lot of pressure. I think he was entitled. Besides, he's screwin' around with Marilyn Monroe. I think it's a sign of a truly great individual who knows how to seize an opportunity like that.

    Molly McMullen : [in disbelief]  You are demented, Barry

    Patrick : This is thinking. This is a thought process.

  • Patrick : [to Jack and Barry]  Jackie! An all star in the kitchen too. Barry, get this.

  • Barry McMullen : I went down to the grave this morning.

    Jack McMullen : And?

    Barry McMullen : And... I'm happy to report that, uh, he's still dead.

    Patrick : This is... this is funny stuff, Barry. Take it on the road, pal.

  • Patrick : But I'm afraid, Barry. I mean, she is so in love with me. I'm afraid she'll do something crazy, like kill herself.

    Barry : Don't flatter yourself, Patrick, all right? Nobody is killin' themselves over you.

  • Barry McMullen : What are you doin'?

    Patrick : [in the kitchen, gazing out of the window]  Nothing.

    Patrick : Let me ask you something, Barry.

    [holding a dirty plate] 

    Patrick : What do I do now? Hm?

    Barry McMullen : What are you, retarded? You wipe it off, and then you put it in the dishwasher. OK, genius?

    Patrick : No. No, not the... I mean with my life.

  • Patrick : [to Barry]  So... where are you gonna live now, Mr Hotshot Noncommittal?

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