Four Rooms (1995)
Marisa Tomei: Margaret
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Quotes
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Margaret : Hi, Ted. I'm Margaret. You sound down. Is your New Year's not starting off well?
Ted the Bellhop : No, Margaret. This New Year's Eve is not starting off well! This one is going pretty fucking badly!
Margaret : How come?
Ted the Bellhop : Well, Betty leaves me to run this entire hotel by myself. And first thing, right off the bat, I get fucked by a coven of witches!
Margaret : You got fucked by an oven full of witches?
Ted the Bellhop : A *coven* of *witches*! Well, one witch in particular!
Margaret : Ted, was she an old hag with a mole on her face with hair growing out of it?
[takes a hit from her bong]
Ted the Bellhop : No, no, no, she was very beautiful.
Margaret : [coughs] Ted... what's the problem?
Ted the Bellhop : Well... admittedly, that was the best part of the evening. It was pretty bloody good, actually... but it's still a pretty unnerving way to start off the night!
Margaret : Sounds like a pretty great way to start off the night to me.
Ted the Bellhop : Why don't we just skip over the witches?
Margaret : Skipping the witches...
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Ted the Bellhop : Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
Margaret : He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
Ted the Bellhop : No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!
Margaret : What kinda gun was it?
Ted the Bellhop : I don't know, I'm not a gun guy. It was big.
Margaret : Was it like Dirty Harry's gun?
Ted the Bellhop : Yeah, sorta like that. Yeah.
Margaret : Did it have a real long barrel or a short barrel?
Ted the Bellhop : What difference does it make?
Margaret : Well, for one thing it's the difference between a .44 Magnum and a Magnum .357.
Ted the Bellhop : Who the fuck cares whether it was a .44 or a .392? It was a big fucking gun, it was loaded, and it was pointed right at my fucking head.
