- Judge Powell: [Tommy approaches the judge] What in God's name are you doing here?
- Tommy Collins: Your honor. I don't think it's fair that you guys get to have your own little powwow over here, while we can't listen. We have to hear, too, for information.
- Judge Powell: You're a juror. Get back in that box!
- Tommy Collins: [There's a knock at his hotel room door] What's the secret code?
- Russell Cadbury: [from outside the door] Peanut kicks Lassie's butt.
- Tommy Collins: Why'd you do it, Frank? Or should I call you the Psycho Environmentalist Killer?
- Frank: My mother always called me Billy... I'll tell you why I did it. I'm only hastening the inevitable. Mother Earth needs to cleanse herself. We're all gonna' burn in a fiery hell! Oh, God, can't you see? There's no hope!
- Tommy Collins: Aren't *you* a ray of sunshine.
- Harry: [Talking to Tommy on the bus] Don't forget, kid, what Harry the Hot Tub King always says: It's not how *many* jets, it's where they're positioned.