Danny Smith: Barry 'Virus' Kremmer
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Quotes
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Carla Morgan : Hey Virus, I bet you've never made moves like this in your chess club. Wanna screw?
Barry 'Virus' Kremmer : [Has an orgasm] Excuse me.
[Virus runs away]
Carla Morgan : [aside to herself] Yeah it was great for me, too.
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Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Mr. President, maybe Senator Lurman is right. Maybe we are screw ups. We didn't even write the letter to you, Lisa here did. She's an honor student. Now I never got the chance to read it yet, but... well I'm pretty sure that whatever she said about education reform must be really cool!
Barry 'Virus' Kremmer : Yeah, you goverment guys have to make sure that future generations of kids get a good education so they... don't end up like us.
Carla Morgan : We're soiled, but it's not too late to save others.
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Barry 'Virus' Kremmer : What about Meg?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Meg's gay.
Barry 'Virus' Kremmer : Well if anyone can change her, it's you.
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Miosky : [speaking for the first time] You know what I wanna do? I wanna do a Jap.
Barry 'Virus' Kremmer : Hey! How about Carla Morgan? I hear she's half Jewish!
[Miosky slaps Virus across the face]
Miosky : Not that kind of Jap. A real Jap from China. With silky soft skin, almond eyes and straight blonde hair.
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : [sarcastic] A blonde Japanese. Hmmmm.
Miosky : They're a rare breed, but they're out there - and I'm gonna find one.
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Principal Todd Moss : This is the only stop we'll be making between here and Washington D.C. So I suggest you take care of whatever necessities come to mind.
Barry 'Virus' Kremmer : Like takin' a wiz!
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Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino , Wanda Baker , Reggie Barry , Carla Morgan , Meg Smith , Barry 'Virus' Kremmer : [weakly to Principal Moss after he catches them holding a party in his house] Surprise! Happy birthday...
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[propositioning to a lady at a formal party]
Barry 'Virus' Kremmer : If you're on your knees with a tablecloth over your head, who's gonna notice?
