- Sister Hubert: Oh look... here's a recipe for "Mary Magdalene Tarts." Betcha they're easy
- Rev. Mother Mary Regina: And cheap.
- Sister Mary Amnesia: Back at the convent, we have this huge clock with the 12 apostles painted on it. And I know that when the big hand is on the John and the little hand is on the Peter, it's time for the sisters to get down on their knees...
- [laugher from audience at sexual innuendo]
- Sister Mary Amnesia: ... and pray.
- Rev. Mother Mary Regina: Several weeks ago, our chef, Sister Julia,
- [genuflecting]
- Rev. Mother Mary Regina: Child of God, made some vichy-soy-ze soup and every one of the sisters died instantly of botulism.
- Sister Hubert: It was kinda like "The Last Supper"
- [cackling loudly]
- Sister Mary Amnesia: Oh look Reverend Mother. Here's a recipe for "Boy Scout Treats."
- Rev. Mother Mary Regina: Why don't you read that one Sister?
- Sister Mary Amnesia: Thank you.
- [starts reading to herself]
- Rev. Mother Mary Regina: Out LOUD, Sister.
- Sister Mary Amnesia: Oh. "Boy Scout Treats. First, get 10 brownies really hot..."