- George Thomas: Listen! Ernie has schizoid-detritus-melanomus! When he gets depressed, he turns violent. So it's critical we keep him happy!
- Bob Blanford: Look! They're tulips, a member of the lily family!
- Alan Walters: Hey! It's Bob, a member of the dufus family!
- George Thomas: [talking to stuffed bird] Is the coast clear?
- [talking for bird]
- George Thomas: 'That depend- if like danger'. Who are you? What is your name? 'Nose, Bloky Nose'.