Showgirls (1995)

Alan Rachins: Tony Moss

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Quotes 

• Tony Moss : I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?

• Tony Moss : Cristal Connors is a star, Sam. You can't just replace her.

  Phil Newkirk : What if we could just bring somebody in while she's recuperating?

  Tony Moss : She could be out for a year, Phil.

  Zack Carey : Like who?

  Phil Newkirk : Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul.

  Tony Moss : Paula Abdul, in my show?

  Mr. Karlman : I'm not going to pay those kind of salaries!

  Zack Carey : Well, in that case, Mr. Karlman, we do what we do in Vegas.

  Mr. Karlman : What?

  Zack Carey : We gamble.

• Tony Moss : How did she do?

  Marty Jacobsen : She's no butterfly. Tony, she's all pelvic thrust. I mean, she prowls. She's got it!

  Tony Moss : I wonder how she got it?

  Marty Jacobsen : Well, she certainly didn't learn it.

  Tony Moss : She learned it alright; but, they didn't teach it in any class.

• Tony Moss : One day she looks like Pollyanna, the next day she looks like... I don't know... Lolita, maybe.

  [Nomi giggles] 

  Tony Moss : Nice dress.

  Nomi Malone : Thanks, I bought it at Ver-sayce.

  [silence] 

  Nomi Malone : In the Forum?

  Tony Moss : Oh, yeah, Ver-sayce. I love Ver-sayce.

  Nomi Malone : Me, too!

• Cristal Connors : Nobody's going to take my lead anyway, darling. I haven't missed a show in eight years.

  Tony Moss : Well, you're not getting any younger, are you?

  Cristal Connors : Eat me.

• Tony Moss : Come back when you've fucked some of this baby fat off. See ya.

• Tony Moss : You got something wrong with your nipples?

  Nomi Malone : No.

  Tony Moss : They're not sticking up. Stick 'em up.

  Nomi Malone : What?

  Tony Moss : Play with them. Pinch 'em a little. You want me to do it for ya? I'll do it.

• Tony Moss : What are you doing here?

  Nomi Malone : I'm watching you be a prick.

• Tony Moss : [meeting Nomi for the first time]  Hey, Pollyanna.

  Nomi Malone : [stunned]  What did you call me?

  Tony Moss : I said, you look like Pollyanna.

• Tony Moss : I want to see some attitude! I said attitude! Come on, ladies! Sell! Sell your bodies!

• Tony Moss : Okay ladies, I'm Tony Moss. I produce this show. Some of you have probably heard that I'm a prick - I am a prick. I got one interest here, and that's the show. I don't care whether you live or die. I want to see you dance and I want to see you smile. I can't use you if you can't smile, I can't use you if you can't show, I can't use you if you can't sell.

• Tony Moss : Can you MGM backwards? I bet you can't.

  Spelling Dancer : MGM!

  Tony Moss : I'm impressed!

• Tony Moss : What are these, watermelons? This is a stage, babe, it's not a patch. See ya.

• Tony Moss : Okay, show me your tits. I got a topless show, for Christ's sake, let me see your tits!

• Tony Moss : We got to shut the show down.

  Mr. Karlman : Not a chance. The show goes on! The Stardust is never dark. Its never been. It never will be!