The Daily Show (1996– )

Hasan Minhaj: Self - Correspondent, Self - Host, Brown Immigrant, Chad Smith, Dr. Bornstein, Facebook Bar Patron, Old Man #2, Self, Southwest Flight Attendant, Spelling Bee Kid, Trump Rally Victim

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• Hasan Minhaj : [raises bottle of green juice]  This is biofuel

  [raises Rockstar energy drink in other hand] 

  Hasan Minhaj : and this is regular fuel.

  Ray Mabus : You want to use the one that gives you the combat advantage.

  Hasan Minhaj : [lowers juice, leaving the Rockstar]  That's definitely this one, because this one will get me amped and it'll make me want to punch a cop.