The First Wives Club (1996)

Bronson Pinchot: Duarto Feliz

Quotes 

• Duarto : [upon seeing an "unnaturally" young Elise walk into Cynthia's funeral]  She looks fabulous; do you think she's had work done?

  Brenda : [rancorously]  Honey, she's a quilt!

• Duarto : Leave me alone. One hour. One hour. One hour, thank YOU!