I'm Not Rappaport (1996)

Walter Matthau: Nat Moyer

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• Nat Moyer : All right, let's see now. We got three possibilities. We got, uh, exile in Great Neck, Devil's Island and kindergarten. All rejected. And now if you'll excuse me, I'm a very busy person.

• Midge : You made it up. You made it all up.

  Nat Moyer : Of course.

  Midge : Conned your own kid.

  Nat Moyer : Go back to sleep.

  Midge : That's a sin!

  Nat Moyer : I did it to save a life: mine.

  Midge : You're not a nice guy. I'm ashamed I even sung a song with you.

  Nat Moyer : You don't understand. Nursing homes were dancing in her head. Desperate measures were required.