Matilda (1996)

Paul Reubens: FBI Agent

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• Matilda : [to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts]  You two men are going to be in a lot of trouble very soon.

  FBI Agent Bill : [to his partner]  It's the female minor.

  FBI Agent Bob : Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady?

  Matilda : I really hope you have a search warrant. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison.

  FBI Agent Bob : It's your father who's going to federal prison. And you know where you'll end up?

  FBI Agent Bill : In a federal orphanage.

  FBI Agent Bob : If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage.

  FBI Agent Bill : The kind with food... and teeny-weeny cockroaches.

  FBI Agent Bob : What do you say?

  Matilda : There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign.

• Narrator : Dirty dealings, like buying stolen car parts, never stay secret for long, especially when the FBI gets involved.

  FBI Agent Bob : [into recorder]  9:17, suspect exits domicile.

  FBI Agent Bill : I've got 9:18.

  FBI Agent Bob : [into recorder]  9:17 is correct.