Pon un hombre en tu vida (1996)

Toni Cantó: Juan Antonio Díaz Conde

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Quotes 

• Juan Antonio : [to a doctor]  Stop calling me mister. Where's my body? And please don't tell me that it's a medical error! You don't care but I'm getting married on Sunday. So where's my body?

• Juan Antonio : Did you always want to be a girl, or what?

  Belinda : Me? I hate being a girl!

  Juan Antonio : Well, I feel as if I'm inside a robot. A hairy one.

  Belinda : You know how a man feels sitting down for a leak?

• Eduardo : She's changed since the accident.

  Juan Antonio : No, she'll come back to normal, she will, really. Belinda is an extraordinary girl, full of life, and pretty. Very pretty. Your folks will love her.

  Eduardo : I hope so. They don't trust my taste in women.

  Juan Antonio : Yeah. After your first wife...

  Eduardo : How do you know?

  Juan Antonio : Well, I guessed. Who hasn't had a first wife? Drink? Please, a champagne cocktail and a dry martini, no olive.

  Eduardo : How do you know?

  Juan Antonio : What?

  Eduardo : The olive.

  Juan Antonio : I know so much about you.

  Eduardo : Really?

  Juan Antonio : Eduardo, you have a mole just above your navel. You close your eyes when you're kissed.

  Eduardo : Yeah...

  Juan Antonio : And... you whisper things when you make love.

  Eduardo : Fuck!

• Juan Antonio : The only real problem is that their morale is awful.

  Miguel : Whose problem is that?

  Juan Antonio : Juan Antonio's.

  Miguel : Before that injury wrecked your career, we were friends.

  Juan Antonio : Was my career ruined?

  Miguel : Juan, you know you never got over having to retire so young.

  Juan Antonio : It was very difficult.

  Miguel : It's no reason to fuck us up, damn it!

  Juan Antonio : Why don't you train them?

  Miguel : You always tell me I'm second rate. You told me that a thousand times.

  Juan Antonio : Do I say that?

  Miguel : Yes.

  Juan Antonio : He's such an ass!

  Miguel : And now you're giving them yoga classes!

  Juan Antonio : Is that wrong?

  Miguel : No, it isn't. But I'm really pissed off. And as for the guys... And you're odd! No, you're not odd. You're a bit strange.

  Miguel : [just before Juan Antonio start laughing]  No, don't laugh. If you said it was a tactic... But I don't get it.

  Juan Antonio : It's a tactic.

  Juan Antonio : [to all his soccer players]  Right, guys. You hear me? Let's try to cheer up. I don't know, why doesn't someone tell a joke?