Project: ALF (1996 TV Movie)

William O'Leary: Capt. Rick Mullican

Quotes 

• [Mullican and Hill have kidnapped ALF and put him in a mail bag] 

  Dr. Mullican : Don't look now, the mail's awake.

  ALF : What's going on? Oh, wait, now I remember, I'm being kidnapped by humans. There's a switch.

• ALF : [Rick is angrily venting his contempt for Dexter Moyers]  Rick, I've never seen you like this.

  Dr. Mullican : Nah, I just don't like the guy, is all.

  ALF : No, I mean from this angle... and I thought I had a lot of nose hair.