- [about Bill's new fiancée, while in his truck]
- Bill: She's a... a therapist.
- Jo: Oh... Yours?
- Bill: Christ, you couldn't resist, could you?
- Jo: What? I'm not saying you *need* therapy.
- Bill: What? Wait, wait, wait, I need therapy?
- Jo: I didn't say that. I didn't *say* that.
- Bill: What could I possibly need a therapist for? Huh? You're the doctor, tell me!
- Jo: I don't know... inability to finish things?
- Bill: "Inability to finish things"?
- Jo: Maybe rushing into things you can't quite commit to.
- Bill: Commitment?
- Jo: You asked!
- [Aunt Meg is being loaded into an ambulance]
- Jo: Is she OK?
- Paramedic: We'll probably keep her overnight just to be safe.
- Aunt Meg: Overnight, forget it, I'm all right.
- Jo: You're going to the hospital.
- Aunt Meg: OK, I'll go, but I'm gonna drive myself.
- Rabbit: [standing next to her] Honey, your car is in a tree around the corner.
- Aunt Meg: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Joey: [Discussing at Meg's on the tornadoes they have seen so far at Meg's home at her dining table, eating steak and eggs] No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F3?
- Bill: Solid F2.
- Melissa: See, now you have lost me again.
- Bill: It's the Fujita scale. It measures a tornado's intensity by how much it eats.
- Melissa: Eats?
- Bill: Destroys.
- Laurence: That one we encountered back there was a strong F2, possibly an F3.
- Beltzer: Maybe we'll see some 4's.
- Haynes: That would be sweet!
- Bill: 4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently.
- Melissa: Is there an F5?
- [Everyone goes dead silent]
- Melissa: What would that be like?
- Jason 'Preacher' Rowe: The Finger of God.
- Melissa: None of you has ever seen an F5?
- Bill: ...Just one of us.
- [Looks upstairs, indicating Jo]
- Melissa: [at Meg's home at her dining table, eating steak and eggs] Why do you call Billy "The Extreme?"
- Dusty: Because Billy *is* "The Extreme."
- Jason 'Preacher' Rowe: Bill is the most outta control son of a bitch in the game!
- Bill: [looking at Jo] No, I think I came in second.
- Dusty: So we get this one near Daleton, right?
- Rabbit: Oh, God.
- Jo: You guys have got to get some new stories. I'm gonna go wash up.
- Dusty: And we are way too close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin' green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way.
- Beltzer: [points to Bill] And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand...
- Dusty: He's naked!
- Rabbit: He is *butt* naked!
- Beltzer: Naked!
- Bill: NOT naked! I was NOT naked!
- Beltzer: [whispering & laughing in Melissa's ear] He was without apparel.
- Bill: Half naked.
- Dusty: Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right?
- [all laugh]
- Dusty: And he just strolls up to the twister, says 'have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground.
- Jason 'Preacher' Rowe: The twister caught it, and sucked it right up!
- Bill: [directing towards Melissa] Honey, this is a tissue of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.
- Rabbit: [at her home at the dining table, eating steak and eggs] God, Meg, you've got a lot of beef. Where did you get all this beef?
- Meg Greene: Did you see my cows out front?
- Rabbit: No.
- Meg Greene: Oh!
- Dusty: You slaughter your own cows, Meg, nice.
- Bill: [after the tornado pass by them at the drive in movie theater] Honey, it's Meg. I gotta go.
- Melissa: I'm going back.
- Bill: Good, good, you'll be safe at the motel. I'll see you in the morning.
- Melissa: I won't be there.
- Bill: What? Why? What are you saying?
- Melissa: I'm saying goodbye.
- Bill: No...
- Melissa: You know what? I can't compete with this. I don't even know where to start.
- Bill: Wait, don't do this now, please.
- Melissa: Sooner or later it would have ended, we both know that. The funny thing is... I'm not that upset. What does that mean?
- Bill: I never meant for any of this to happen,
- Melissa: Oh Billy, I know. It's okay. You go ahead. She needs you. I hope that Aunt Meg's okay.
- Bill: What about you?
- Melissa: Oh, don't worry about me. I know my way home.
- Rabbit: Look, all I'm saying is don't fold the maps.
- Allan Sanders: I didn't fold the maps.
- Rabbit: Yeah, well Kansas is a mess, there's a big crease right through Wichita. ROLL the maps.
- [talking to a psychiatric patient on the phone]
- Melissa: She did not marry your penis... Okay, alright, she didn't only marry your penis.
- [crying with fright after a pair of tornadoes spun their truck around a few times]
- Melissa: When you used to tell me that you chase tornadoes, deep down I always just thought it was a metaphor.
- Dusty: [seductively to Melissa] "The Suck Zone". It's the point basically when the twister... sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously.
- [Jo is salvaging belongings from her crashed truck and looking at Bill's new truck]
- Jo: You got full coverage on that truck?
- Bill: Liability only.
- Jo: [thoughtfully] Liability only...
- Jo: It's a very pretty truck.
- Melissa: [smiling] Thank you.
- Bill: Don't even think about it.
- [Jo keeps cleaning out her truck]
- Bill: No way.
- [Bill needs Jo's signature on divorce papers]
- Jo: So you want the papers?
- Bill: I did drive all the way out here for 'em.
- Jo: They're signed and ready.
- Bill: Good, good. Let's see 'em.
- Jo: Do you need them right this second?
- Bill: Well, it'd be nice.
- Jo: What's the urgent urgency? You act like you're getting married.
- Bill: I am.
- Jo: [after a shocked pause] Wow.
- Bill: Yeah.
- Jo: [while talking to her truck as Bill follows her] Is it Melinda?
- Bill: Melissa.
- Jo: Wasn't there a Melinda in there somewhere?
- Bill: No, there's only been Melissa since you.
- Jo: Boy, not much for browsing are you?
- [after spotting Jonas being interviewed by a reporter on TV in the living room of Meg's home]
- Jo: He really is in love with himself. I thought it was just a summer thing.
- Dusty: He's gonna rue the day he came up against The Extreme, baby. Bill, I'm talkin' imminent rueage.
- Rabbit: [at Meg's home at the dining table, eating steak and eggs] In a severe lightning storm, you wanna grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air.
- Dusty: He strolls up to the twister, and he says, *have a drink*. And he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it never hits the ground.
- Melissa: [after seeing DOROTHY for the first time on the back of Jo's truck] Wow, it is great... what is it?
- [Bill and Jo are in the shed hiding from the F5 tornado and bill sees water pipes coming out of the floor]
- Bill: Here! These pipes go down at least thirty feet, if we anchor to them we might have a chance!
- Joey: [Computer beeps] We've got a touchdown!
- Laurence: [On radio] We have touchdown! Touchdown! Tornado is on the ground!
- Haynes: [Hands radio to Beltzer] Listen to this!
- Laurence: Looks like it's heading down Route 33.
- Bill: Jo, we're on 33.
- Jo: What's the path?
- Laurence: Looks like it's going about 35 mph.
- Rabbit: [Looking around] Can you see this?
- Allan Sanders: I can not see this. Where is it? Hello? Which way you guys looking?
- Bill: Where, where, where...
- Jo: Direction, Rabbit.
- Rabbit: North northeast!
- Beltzer: Do you see it?
- Haynes: No.
- Rabbit: North northeast, you copy?
- Bill: Shit, it's coming right at us!
- Laurence: Axis has gone vertical, gone vertical. Sucker's really gaining up strength.
- Jo: You see it?
- Bill: No...
- [Takes radio]
- Bill: Beltzer! We do not have a visual. Repeat, we do not have a visual. Help us out here!
- Jo: Where is it?
- Beltzer: Yeah, I got it Billy. Best motion I've ever seen. Looks like the base of this sucker's at least a half mile wide.
- Bill: Rabbit?
- Rabbit: If you are going east on 7, it should be coming right over that hill in a matter of minutes!
- Allan Sanders: This is the one man, I feel it.
- Jo: [in the truck, discussing Bill's current life changes] Hey, as long as you're happy...
- Bill: I AM. I AM happy. I'm a happy person. I'm happy with my life. I'm happy with the way things are going in my life. I'm happy with... with...
- Jo: Melissa?
- Bill: I know her name! YES. I'm happy... with... Melissa!
- Beltzer: Hey there professor, I think I fixed it.
- Jo: [dish sparks while standing on top of his van] Fuck me, this thing is useless!
- Beltzer: Sorry, Jo.
- Jo: [dish works] That's good!Thats Good! Beltzer get me a reading.
- Beltzer: Hang on a second, boss lady, hold your horses. Which way you want it, Jo?
- Jo: Looks like the dry line has stalled. A sector scan of West North-West look for rotation and increase the PRF.