Julie Bowen: Amy Finch
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Quotes
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Amy Fitch : Who do you have to sleep with to get a guy to have sex with you?
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Amy Fitch : [undead] Thank's for the lovely evening, douche bag! You really know how to show a girl a good time don't you!
Andy McDermott : No, no, no you're dead!
Amy Fitch : No, I ain't so lucky. I am undead and as your rotting sidekick I am cursed to remain a restless spirit until you die!
Brad : Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, nutball you're gonna have to wait. I need him first. He's no use to me as a corpse
Amy Fitch : I waited four year's on a stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!
Brad : Don't blame me Andy, I warned you.
Amy Fitch : [to Andy] Wait, you mean you knew about this all along?
[she punches Andy, but her non-coporial hand passes through his mouth]
Amy Fitch : Uh!
Andy McDermott : [banging his head against the wall] I'm losing... my... freaking skull!
Brad : Come on you gotta pull yourself together, Andy! You gotta get outta here the cop's wanna put you away for life!
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Amy Fitch : [drunkenly to Andy] Are you kidding me, I love Jim Morrison.
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Andy McDermott : I didn't choose to become a werewolf. I can't face eating people the of my life.
Brad : You better get used to it.
Andy McDermott : Isn't there any way that I can become human again?
Brad : Yeah, there is, but you're not going to like it.
Andy McDermott : Tell me. How?
Brad : First, find the werewolf that bit you, then kill it. Then eat out its heart
Andy McDermott : What? But that means.. Serafine?
[Brad nods his head yes; disgusted]
Andy McDermott : I-- No way
[Amy leads Andy into the street in front of an approaching bus]
Brad : Andy, look out!
[Andy notices the bus in time and barely manages to avoid getting run over]
Amy Finch : What did you do that for?
Brad : Because I still need him, he's going to help kill the guy that did this to me.
Andy McDermott : I feel sick.
Amy Finch : This would all be over by now, if you hadn't open your fat trap.
Brad : You are the most egocentric corpse I've ever met.
Amy Finch : Listen, I don't know what kind of friend this jerk is to you, but he ate my spleen.
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Andy McDermott : [deleted scene; Andy escapes from the police station] Great now I'm a fugitive. What next?
Amy Fitch : [sarcastically] Ha, you think you got problems this whole undead gig is really getting me down.
Brad : Got to agree with her there, there's no touching, no smelling, feeling,
[shows hollowed out stomach]
Brad : no eating. It's torture.
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Andy McDermott : [Andy has met Amy after accidentally putting his face in her skirt] Whoa, whoa, uh-- I'm sorry.
Amy Fitch : American?
Andy McDermott : Yeah. Um-- Andy McDermott.
Amy Fitch : Amy Fitch.
Andy McDermott : [smells her perfume] And that's, uh-- Hot Kitty you're wearing.
Amy Fitch : [impressed] Wow.
Andy McDermott : You want some food?
[They're shown eating at a table; discovers bottle of wine is empty calls for waiter]
Amy Fitch : [They're shown eating at a table; Amy is giggling from drinking wine; she burps] Excuse me.
Andy McDermott : [discovers bottle of wine is empty calls for waiter] Another bottle of the 'poo willy fuissy'
[the waiter is confused]
Andy McDermott : 'La hooch de jour.'
[the waiter goes to get them another bottle]
Amy Fitch : I believe it's pronounced 'Poilly-Fuiss'
[Andy is staring at her cleavage; he turns enters a trance like stae]
Amy Fitch : Um-- hello?
[He tilts his head up]
Amy Fitch : Are you getting fresh with me?
Andy McDermott : [cracks neck] I'm sorry? I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm not normally like this, honest.
Amy Fitch : [laughs] Right.
Andy McDermott : No, I'm serious. The truth is I lost my best friend today.
