Mindy Sterling: Frau Farbissina
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Frau Farbissina : Remember when we froze your semen? You said that if it didn't look like you were coming back we should try to create an heir so a part of you would live forever?
Dr. Evil : Oh, sure.
Frau Farbissina : Well, after a couple of years we... got a little impatient. Dr. Evil, I want you to meet your son.
Dr. Evil : My son?
Frau Farbissina : Ja. SCOTT!
[Scott enters]
Dr. Evil : Hello, Scott.
Scott Evil : Hi.
Dr. Evil : I'm your father. Dr Evil.
Scott Evil : I haven't seen you my whole life, and-and now you come back and just *expect* a relationship? I hate you. What?
Dr. Evil : Could I have a hug?
Scott Evil : No.
Dr. Evil : Give me a hug.
Scott Evil : No way.
Dr. Evil : Come here.
Scott Evil : I'm not coming over there.
Dr. Evil : Let's go.
Scott Evil : Forget it.
Dr. Evil : Pronto.
Scott Evil : What are you doing?
Dr. Evil : I'm with it. I'm hip.
[trying his best to do the Macarana]
Dr. Evil : Well, don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein! Give your father a hug.
Scott Evil : You're... hey, don't touch me!
Dr. Evil : Hug, hug, hug. Hug, hug, hug.
Scott Evil : Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!
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Dr. Evil : [Dr. Evil is introducing his henchmen] Patty O'Brien: ex-Irish assassin. His trademark?
[Patty O'Brien is shown wearing a bracelet with trinkets on it]
Dr. Evil : A superstitious man, he leaves a tiny keepsake on every victim he kills. Scotland Yard would love to get their hands on that piece of evidence.
Paddy O'Brien : Aye. They're always after me lucky charms.
[Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina laugh]
Paddy O'Brien : What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They *are* after me lucky charms! What?
Frau Farbissina : It's a television commercial. With this cartoon leprechaun, and all of these children are trying to chase him, "Hey, leprechaun, leprechaun man, we want to get your lucky charms." Oh! And there are these little tiny pieces of mashmallow just stuck right in the cereal. So when the kids eat them they think, "Oooh this is candy, I'm having fun!"
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Frau Farbissina : Bring in the FEMBOTS!
