The MatchMaker (1997)

Jimmy Keogh: O'Hara of Aran Isle

Quotes 

• O'Hara of Aran Isle : Tell me, is that fella Dermot O'Brien still conning tourists into marrying complete strangers?

  Marcy Tizard : I take it you've never had need of his services?

  O'Hara of Aran Isle : Feck off! Me and Eileen, childhood sweethearts. Ah God, I miss her sometimes. That's her there.

  [indicates a picture hanging on the wall] 

  Marcy Tizard : Oh, pretty. I'm sorry, when did she pass away?

  O'Hara of Aran Isle : Huh? Oh Jesus, she's not dead! She's away on her holidays!

  Marcy Tizard : Oh God, I'm sorry! I misunderstood...

  O'Hara of Aran Isle : [laughs hysterically]  God, that's priceless! Oh geez, I must remember that! Ha ha! Well, will you have some coffee? You will, you will, you will, you will...