Private Parts (1997)

Peter Maloney: Researcher

Quotes 

• Researcher : The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.

  Pig Vomit : How can that be?

  Researcher : Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."

  Pig Vomit : Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?

  Researcher : Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.

  Pig Vomit : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?

  Researcher : Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."