- Murray: One wish per customer and no wishes for more wishes. They plugged that loophole up years ago. In past years there were abuses.
- Claudia: Good evening!
- Rena: No, Claudia, No! You really shouldn't be here. You can't be here.
- Claudia: Now, how can you say that I can't be here when I already am? It's just not logical.
- Rena: No, no, no!
- Claudia: This is my faithful companion, Boots.
- Boots: Hi, hi, hi!
- Rena: You know Claudia, since you left us, rumor has it that you've gone into the darkside.
- Claudia: Ha! A witch? Moi? Oh, you can't be serious. Do I look like a witch to you?
- Rena: Well, you know, you really should leave because if Hortense was to see you here, I could lose my own wand.
- Claudia: No, one knows the pain of such a loss more than I. So, I'll go. But, before I do, I remembered what a healthy appetite you have. So, I brought you a little something from my gardn.
- Rena: No thanks, I just had quite a bitof a... Oh, my that is the reddest apple I think I've ever seen.
- Claudia: Oh, it tastes even better than it looks.
- Rena: Well, I...
- Claudia: Yummy!
- Rena: [as she takes the apple and eats it] Mmm!
- Claudia: Now is that the apple of a witch?
- [Rena shakes her head and falls into a deep sleep]
- Claudia: You bet it is!
- Anabel: [upon arriving in Minnesota] Are you saying this is my fault?
- Murray: Honey, no. Not at all. Well, not entirely.
- Anabel: Oh, you're unbelievable. Can't you even admit it?
- Murray: Admit what?
- Anabel: That you blew it. You totally screwed my wish.
- Murray: [indignant] I did not blow it!
- Anabel: Did too!
- Murray: Did not!
- Anabel: Did too!
- Murray: Did not!
- [Murray snatches his wand back from the motel owner]
- Motel Owner: Hey, stop right there.
- [sarcastically]
- Motel Owner: What's you gonna do? Wave it around? Turn me into some little bunny rabbit or something?
- Anabel: Do it, Murray. Turn him into a little rabbit.
- Murray: Sh-boom!
- [the owner swirls around in a twister and is transformed into a giant rabbi]
- Murray: [nervously] Rabbi, rabbit. It's in the same ball park.