Since You've Been Gone (1998 TV Movie)

Joey Slotnick: Zane Levy

Quotes 

• Kevin MacEldowney : You do what for a living?

  Maria Goldstein : We export water to Europe. I have contacts in France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, Scandavavia, all over.

  Kevin MacEldowney : But they have water there.

  Maria Goldstein : It's a large market.

  Kevin MacEldowney : Okay, so they send their water to us and we send ours to them? Why you don't just sell them their own water?

  Maria Goldstein : Our product is very specific.

  Kevin MacEldowney : How specific can it be? It's just water.

  Maria Goldstein : Our bottles have a hand-pleasing shape.

  Kevin MacEldowney : Bringing water from another continent is ridiculous!

  Maria Goldstein : Yes, it is. Boy, I miss the old you.

  [Maria exits as does Mollie and a few others, except for Kevin and Zane] 

  Kevin MacEldowney : Arriverderci, God. Can you belive that?

  Zane Levy : [sarcastic]  Man, you're being a real dick.

  Kevin MacEldowney : What? Have you ever seen a bottle of water? They date it for freshness. What's it gonna do? Go bad?

  Zane Levy : [serious tone]  Kevin, shut up! Yes, it's ridiculous that she moves water from one country to the other, but it's what she does. What's up with you?

  Kevin MacEldowney : Nothing.

  Zane Levy : Then chill. Whatever's bothering you, deal with it. You don't want to lose all your friends and your wife in the same night.

• Zane Levy : You know, you really should stop mixing vodka with your antidpresseants.

  Clay Mellon : Yeah, tell me something I don't know.

  Zane Levy : So what's the story with your family? Father still hitting your mother?

  Clay Mellon : Yeah, big show at the Labor Day barbecue last week. We all have our relatives over, right? And my Ma, she's been drinking since like... 8:00 a.m. or so. During dinner my Dad, who has been drinking since like 10:00 a.m., says to Ma, "pass the yams", and out of fuckin' nowhere, my Ma says "you want yams? I'll give you yams!" And she picks up the fuckin' bowl and throws 'em out the fuckin' window. Oh, and then she did this thing to my Dad. Oh, what's that word?

  Zane Levy : Bludgeoned?

  Clay Mellon : Emasculated. So, what's with you? How's the music thing going? I hear your song on the radio all the time.

  Zane Levy : [sarcastic]  Yeah, they play it like 100 million times a day.

  Clay Mellon : It doesn't really sound like you.

  Zane Levy : It doesn't? Hmm.

• Kevin MacEldowney : Did you get lucky tonight?

  Zane Levy : No. But there's always the flight back. How about you?

  Kevin MacEldowney : Things are okay. You know, tonight I'm going to try to piss off the people upstairs for a change. Make them stay up all night. Is that mean?

  Zane Levy : Yeah.

  Kevin MacEldowney : Oh, I was going to start being nicer. Fuck it. I'll start tomorrow.