Since You've Been Gone (1998 TV Movie)
Philip Rayburn Smith: Kevin MacEldowney
Quotes
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Grace Williams : Hi Kevin.
Kevin MacEldowney : [turns away from her] I know it was you. I still have a scar on my back.
Grace Williams : What are you talking about?
Kevin MacEldowney : Senior year science class, you spilled that beaker of acid on purpose.
Grace Williams : Oh, that. That hurt?
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Patty Reed : Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Kevin MacEldowney : [examining Patty's foot] Okay, I can't really do anything without an X-ray, the best thing is for you to call your doctor tonight.
Patty Reed : Could you write me a prescription?
Kevin MacEldowney : For what?
Patty Reed : I don't know. Nembutal?
Kevin MacEldowney : No, no, I can't do that.
Patty Reed : How about some valium?
Pat Prince : [walks up] Hey, what's up? What's with the foot?
Patty Reed : Kevin said it's broken.
Pat Prince : Oh, you poor thing. Let me take a look.
Kevin MacEldowney : I didn't say it was broken. Pat, I got this under control.
Pat Prince : [ignors Kevin] Does this hurt? Okay Patty, do you sleep with one leg outside the covers?
Patty Reed : Yes, I do. Can you write me a prescription?
Pat Prince : What do you need?
Patty Reed : Seconal?
Pat Prince : I can't do that.
Patty Reed : How about some demerol?
Kevin MacEldowney : [sarcastic] Patty, why don't we just give you a morphine trip?
Patty Reed : [eager] Okay!
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Kevin MacEldowney : You do what for a living?
Maria Goldstein : We export water to Europe. I have contacts in France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, Scandavavia, all over.
Kevin MacEldowney : But they have water there.
Maria Goldstein : It's a large market.
Kevin MacEldowney : Okay, so they send their water to us and we send ours to them? Why you don't just sell them their own water?
Maria Goldstein : Our product is very specific.
Kevin MacEldowney : How specific can it be? It's just water.
Maria Goldstein : Our bottles have a hand-pleasing shape.
Kevin MacEldowney : Bringing water from another continent is ridiculous!
Maria Goldstein : Yes, it is. Boy, I miss the old you.
[Maria exits as does Mollie and a few others, except for Kevin and Zane]
Kevin MacEldowney : Arriverderci, God. Can you belive that?
Zane Levy : [sarcastic] Man, you're being a real dick.
Kevin MacEldowney : What? Have you ever seen a bottle of water? They date it for freshness. What's it gonna do? Go bad?
Zane Levy : [serious tone] Kevin, shut up! Yes, it's ridiculous that she moves water from one country to the other, but it's what she does. What's up with you?
Kevin MacEldowney : Nothing.
Zane Levy : Then chill. Whatever's bothering you, deal with it. You don't want to lose all your friends and your wife in the same night.
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Kevin MacEldowney : Did you get lucky tonight?
Zane Levy : No. But there's always the flight back. How about you?
Kevin MacEldowney : Things are okay. You know, tonight I'm going to try to piss off the people upstairs for a change. Make them stay up all night. Is that mean?
Zane Levy : Yeah.
Kevin MacEldowney : Oh, I was going to start being nicer. Fuck it. I'll start tomorrow.