Sliding Doors (1998)
Douglas McFerran: Russell
Russell : I must say, being friends with you certainly makes the wait for the next episode of "Seinfeld" much easier to bear.
Russell : You've been talking to yourself in the mirror again, haven't you?
Russell : Sorry, let me just... Lydia's becoming more and more demanding and you feel bad because Helen's working night and day to keep the money coming in. But you've asked Helen to come on a research trip to Dorset with you - knowing that she wouldn't be able to - to cover up the fact that you're really taking Lydia. And despite the fact that Lydia gave you an out on the phone - which you didn't take - you're having a moral dilemma.
Russell : Gerry, you are a morality-free zone.