Being John Malkovich (1999)
Mary Kay Place: Floris
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Quotes
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Floris : Welcome to Lestercorp. How may we meet your filing needs?
Craig Schwartz : No, no. Um... my name's Craig Schwartz. I have an interview with Dr. Lester.
Floris : Oh. Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.
Craig Schwartz : Schwartz.
Floris : Pardon?
Craig Schwartz : Schwartz.
Floris : I- I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're saying to me right now.
Craig Schwartz : My name is Schwartz.
Floris : "My name is Warts"?
[Craig takes a seat]
Floris : [intercom beeps] Mr. Juarez?
[Craig doesn't respond at first]
Craig Schwartz : Oh. Yes?
Floris : Chest?
Craig Schwartz : I said, "Yes?"
Floris : You suggest what? I'm sorry I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants. Besides, Dr. Lester will see you now.
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Dr. Lester : Floris, get Guinness on the phone.
Floris : Right away, Dr. Lester. Genghis Khan Capone.
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[gazing longingly at Craig as he does the filing]
Floris : Oh, what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet! Maybe you could alphabetize me. And remember, 'I' comes before 'U'.