- County Sheriff #2: [talking to Ramsey about their hard investigation] Yeah... I could never go through what you guys go through, too much bullshit on top of bullshit.
- Officer Andrew Ramsey: So you think I'm the biggest asshole on the face of the earth? Stand in line.
- Officer Andrew Ramsey: You know what Elvis would be doing if he were still alive?
- Emergency Operator: No what?
- Officer Andrew Ramsey: He'd be clawing out of his coffin to be with you!