The Wedding Singer (1998)
Carmen Filpi: Old Man in Bar
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Quotes
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Glenn : [after punching Robbie] You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it "I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business".
[he and his friends walk off laughing]
Old man in bar : Sounds like a country song!
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[about women]
Old Man in Bar : They rip your heart out of your ass!
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Glenn : Hey, asswipe, don't go snitching to Julia about this. I know you got a little crush on her, but you gotta face the facts: she'd rather go to bed with a REAL man. Not some poor singing orphan.
Robbie : All right, shithead. I haven't been in a fight since I was in the fifth grade, but I beat the shit out of that kid, so now I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
[Old guy throws a weak punch at Glenn and misses horribly]
Robbie : Hey, what are you doing, man?
Old Man in Bar : I'm sorry. I used to be much stronger.
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Robbie : That's it, man, starting right now, me and you are going to be free and happy the rest of our lives!
Sammy : I'm not happy. I'm miserable.
Robbie : Wha - what?
Sammy : See... I grew up idolizing guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino because they got a lot of chicks. You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino?
Robbie : Yeah, I read that Fonzie wants to be a director and Barbarino, I think... the mechanical bull movie? I didn't see it yet.
Sammy : Their shows got canceled. Because no one wants to see a fifty-year-old guy hitting on chicks.
Robbie : So what are you saying?
Sammy : What I'm saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be all right.
Old man in bar : [Comes up behind him and hugs him] Everything is going to be all right.
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Old man in bar : You need a prostitute.