Night Train to Murder (1984 TV Movie)

Ernie Wise: Ernie Wise

Quotes 

• Ernie : Where is the Scottish Border?.

  Eric : In bed with the landlady!

• [there is an anguished cry from behind the wall] 

  Ernie : [walking towards the wall]  It came from behind this new painting.

  Eric : How do you know it's a new painting?

  Ernie : [showing Eric the red 'paint']  The paint's still wet.

• Ernie : You're so smart.

  Eric : [stops and looks Ernie in the eye]  How could you say that? You met my first partner, didn't you?

• Ernie : [tapping Eric on the shoulder]  I thought you didn't fool around with women?

  Eric : No, what I said was, when it comes to women, I don't fool around!

• Ernie : How do I look?

  Eric : He He, were there any other survivors?

• [as they leave, Eric points to the novel in Ernie's hand] 

  Eric : How does it end? It's been right so far!

  Ernie : Well, it's completely wrong now - it says the villain gets away scot free!

  [hands book to Eric] 

• Ernie : That Zelda, did she ever kiss you?

  Eric : No, but she steamed my glasses up a couple of times!