Thursday (1998)

Michael Jeter: Dr. Jarvis

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• Casey : [Dallas arrives at the Casey's house]  Can I help you?

  Dallas : May I.

  Casey : All right, may I help you?

  Dallas : So you're Casey?

  Casey : That's right.

  Dallas : I'm a friend of Nick's.

  Casey : I bet you are.

  Dallas : May I come in?

  Casey : Nick is not here right now.

  Dallas : I'll wait.

  Casey : I'm a little busy.

  Dallas : Well, I'll be real quiet.

  [Sneaks under Casey's arm into the house] 

  Casey : Look, lady, I just told you I'm a little busy.

  Dr. Jarvis : It's quite all right, Mr. Wells, I think I would enjoy speaking with your friend.

  Casey : She's not my friend, I don't know who the fuck she is.

• Dallas : Do you like pornos?

  Dr. Jarvis : Excuse me?

  Dallas : You know, pornos. Fuck films. Surely, you've heard stories.

  Dr. Jarvis : [uncomfortable]  Yes, I've heard stories, but I've never... I've never really given them that much thought.

  Dallas : I love them, especially fag flicks. Their big cocks sliding in and out of each other. Fuck, that gets me so wet, they have to steam-clean the seat after I leave.

  Dallas : [leans back]  In fact, mmm...

  Dallas : [grabs her crotch]  I'm getting wet just talking about it.

• Casey : [explaining away how long it took him to answer the door]  I'm sorry about that, I couldn't find the key to the door.

  Dr. Jarvis : I didn't hear it unlock.

  Casey : Oh that's right, yeah, I didn't find it.

• Dallas : Tell me, you're not one of those Freudian sub-intellectuals who waste all their time fixating on penis envy.

  Dr. Jarvis : Well, sex *is* a prime motivator. I mean, indirectly, I believe sex is behind most of our major thought processes.

  Dallas : You think so?

  Dr. Jarvis : Absolutely.

  Dallas : Do you like pornos?