The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (1997–1998)
Rob Tinkler: Max
Quotes
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[after demonstrating how to make a Max hand-puppet from a paper bag]
Max : Make a bunch, and use them to put on twisted puppet shows for the neighborhood kids which will affect them later in life. Use it to communicate ideas and concepts to people of other lands.
Sam : Max's terrifying head is a universal symbol of something or other.
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Max : [on Valentine's Day, Sam and Max's car is stolen. Tracking it down, they find a couple kissing in it] Aaaaahhhh! It's being used as a make-out van, Sam! We'll have to burn out the interior!
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Max : Oh my god, Sam! These people have gills! It's hideous and who would do such a thing and how do we get some?
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Max : Our highly improbable plan worked, Sam.
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Max : Cooperate and you will be slapped around without incident.
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Max : Sam's bothersome sense of do-gooderism is popping up like a bad rash.
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Max : Sounds like a good deed best left to someone who gives a hoot.